valentines day

A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.

by Fuckthepainaway February 18, 2007

Valentine

a person who you find to be mysteriously attractive, or doesn't like you but you persist on going after her anyways.

I asked this mad biddy, "hey, wanna be my valentine?"
and she said no.

by weirdasiankid101 February 28, 2011

Valentin

Valentin is an amazing drawer good lookin really funny,sweet he’s a good friend and also makes my day

Girl #1 omg valentin is so cute

by 🥵 bad bitch June 17, 2019

Flip Valentine

A producer from Las Vegas, NV. Works with Macro Fi and other local artists. Is now in a group called "Outside Looking In" which consists of 3 producers and 3 emcees. Looking foward to what he has to offer in the music industry.

Flip Valentine is one damn good producer!

by lvmusic April 22, 2009

Valenti

Valenti, Name Of Italian Origin. Means This Person Is Related To The Mafia Somehow. Powerfull.

Don Valenti, I Send My Respects On Your Daughter's Wedding.

by Dylan Valenti E. November 20, 2003

valentine's day

The worst holiday ever.

I hate Valentine's Day

by Karissa February 23, 2004

Nick Valensi

Possibly the most gorgeous guitarist alive. Very tall and very skinny, wears super sexy tight pants. Damn you Amanda De Cadenet!!!
(No offence to the other Strokes memebers. I love you all. The Strokes is the best band EVER!)

Nick looked confused as Julian hit a high note

by nick&nikolaiROCK March 29, 2004