Twitter 

Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.

Guy 1: Hey I was thinking about using Twitter and-
Guy 2: Don’t. Trust me on this one dude.

Twitter by Duckos February 15, 2021

Twitter 

A social media platform with millions of users, most of them are entitled, racist and sexist karens, k-pop stans, toxic anime fans, and so on. Twitter is known for "cancel culture" which implies that a group of twitter users would try to cancel popular content since it triggered them because it's "RaCiSt, SeXiSt, or HoMoPhObiC"; or it made one simple mistake that irritated them.

In order for them to "cancel culture", they would send death threats, encourage suicide, or discriminate one or more groups that had a different opinion from them, which is only natural for humans to have different opinions to each other.

Half of Twitter users aren't like them though, they would only mind their business, discuss their own topic, and won't actually participate in cancelling culture. It's kind of like society in one place, half of them are nice to each other, while the other half would discriminate and hate.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Jack? he got harassed by Twitter users again.

Guy 2: Again?! What tf did he say again this time in that godforsaken place?
Guy 1: He just said that his favorite character in his favorite tv show is straight, and some toxic fans said "hE's MaRRiEd tO HiS cHiLdhOOd bUlLy, aRe yOu rETarDed?! iT's cANoN!!!" and Jack said he still gets death threats

Guy 2: Damn, he should stop posting his personal opinions online for his own sake.

Twitter by haha pseudonym go brr February 18, 2021

Twitter 

An app for gay people lol

A: “Hahahaha I saw this funny meme on Twitter the other day, look!”
B: “Omg congrats on coming out!!”

Twitter by Modern Jesus February 25, 2021

Twitter 

An app to get canceled on and hated by the internet because everyone is sexist, racist, homophobic and more according to Twitter. Getting canceled on Twitter is like playing Russian Roulette. Nobody is safe, just lucky.

Random user: Hey guys...

Twitter: Did you just assume somebody's gender?!? CANCELLED!!!

Twitter by Monkelivesmatter March 3, 2021

Twitter 

A place where everything is genders everyone you see either has a pfp of themself, anime pfp, anime/cartoon pfp with gender flags in the background.
everyone on twitter is an "expert" at everything they also get easily offended over anything.
if your a streamer or youtuber then watch out becuase if you say a word like "fuck" or "bastard" then dont be suprised if someone writes a whole wikipedia page about why that word is "historically" racist or sexist. (this usually happens to minecraft youtubers and streamers mostly part of the dream smp)
if you say anything good about republicans or Donald Trump then you might wanna consider writing a "last meal list" becuase your getting a fucking death sentence. (this can happen even if your a democrat too)
having an opinion might not sound pretty normal to you but on Twitter we can such a person a "mad lad"
becuase that guy is going to be cancelled and getting his house robbed.

the avarage twitter bio goes like this: Pansexual, BLM, Transgender, Translivesmatter, 14 years old :fireemoji:

anyways if you ever meet a person like this then you might wanna keep a distance

Alex: ngl i kinda lik-

some random person on twitter: SHUT UP RACIST AMERICAN :angryemoji:

Twitter by Funi guy ecs dee March 6, 2021

Twitter 

The only place on the internet that will make you say:

"Wow, perhaps killing Hitler was a mistake".

Ffs Twitter, just shut the fuck up.

Twitter by BasedErenYeager March 15, 2021

Twitter 

People who use Twitter and likes cancelling someone for a stupid reason are little 2 braincelled Goblin eared Fish smelled Pizza brained Sewered pit Underarm smelled Mouth puddled rotten cabbaged, And sensitive little troglodytes.

Pov: You are A

A: Olive oil is White people oil.

B (Sensitive Twitter Troglodyte): HEY YOUR RACIST!! GET CANCELED

A: Calm down its a joke you sensitive troglodytes.

Twitter by SREV March 31, 2021