Mega Spoon

A huge dick of some sort.
or the ultimate spoon.

God bless, did you see the size of the kids mega spoon?

boy dont make me come over there and slap you with my mega spoon.

by BONIFIGLIO! February 10, 2009

The Spoon Reflection

when one looks at themselves in a spoon, and their reflection in the spoon looks exactly like another person.

"I looked in a spoon today and remarkably the reflection in of me in the spoon looked like a really weird looking friend of mine. I believe my friend has a case of 'The Spoon Reflection'!"

by OWJIEOWJE October 25, 2009

Temperance Spoon

Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.

Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.

Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."

by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

sponaugle

A person of, generaly, German descent with identifying physical and emotional features. You may first notice a sponaugle by his or her large pumpkin-like head. Although the head may appear to be swollen or the person may seem to be in need of medical attention, it is important to understand that this is normal. To compliment the gargantuan cranium on the sponaugle you may also see a large bulbous nose positioned neatly in the center of the face. This nose is the trademark of sponaugle lineage for many centuries and is not to be ridiculed, less one may find themselve in an uncomfortable situation.

Sponaugles have been know to have emotional identifiers. Large quantities or alcohol may make them quite unpredictable and sometimes dangerous. Sponaugles have been known to yell, scream, throw things, kick cars, bite, scratch, urinate in various apliances, be seen wandering in their underware, pass out and fortget the last 18 hours but still get up for work and work a 12 hour shift.

Sponaugles also tend to have snappy catch phrases like jammin, or cool as shit.

Despite these shortcommings sponaugles are all around happy folk who love to have a good time. One should not fear a sponaugle, but befriend and good things may come.

Sponaugles are generaly found in southern Florida but they have been known to be spotted in Ohio, Las Vegas, Arkansas, New York, and Canada.

Man the sun is bright today, I wish I had a sponaugle.

by M Irvin June 3, 2007

little spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Usually the woman, or shorter partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being little spoon," not "I like being the little spoon")

see also meatball.

Jenna prefers to be little spoon.

by Cosmo July 31, 2005

Spoon cock

When a males penis has a very thin shaft, but an unusualy large lid, making it look like a spoon.

"I saw Gavin getting changed the other day and he's got a well bad spoon cock!

by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007

The Spoon

An Irish Ma's chief form of discipline; brought against any child who disobeys. Form of casual corporal punishment.

Don't be an eejit or Ma'll bring The Spoon to ya.

by Séamus May 13, 2019