splunking

When 1+N people are in the piledriver position (forward or reverse) lined up in a row and the male moves between asses dropping his cock into the persons ass.

I had these bitches lined up on my bed upside down in a reverse piledriver and I went for a splunking run and left myself all over the last girls face and chest.

by #java October 4, 2006

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Planking

When an individual proceeds to lay face down in a horizontal manner on selected (preferably iconic) surfaces.

The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.

Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.

"I been planking on radical things snice the 82"

Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"

by Rook-docter June 9, 2011

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Spalunking

The act of while engaged in partying... rearranging family photos, removing of all soup labels, putting random things in random places they do not belong(i.e. sharpie in the oven), or any other acts of civil disobedience that will be discovered by the unsuspecting owners of the home when they return.

Also the stealing of random table decorations.

"Why is there a vibrator in my cereal box?"
"Oh, the boys went spalunking last night."

by bobbybonanza November 29, 2011

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slacking-off

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.

"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."

by StonyBear November 10, 2011

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