stitching

a fast-paced, relatively new sport invented by 4 citizens from Manchester, New Hampshire. the sport is played by the following rules and regulations.1. get a skateboard and a motor-vehicle. 2. ride the skateboard behind the back of a car or SUV, preferrably a Jeep™, using a tow cable or bungee cord ( either one is adequate). typically with 3 people: 1 driver and 2 stitchers. or 4 people: 1 driver, 2 stitchers, and 1 cameraman. although there are no documented attempts at this rapidly growing sport, it is a sport nonetheless.

Dude, i had such an awesome time stitching yesterday even though my neighbors told my parents that i was driving without a license.

or

Remember that time last summer when we went stitching and i fell off the board when we were going down a hill doing 40 m.p.h. and i got those huge gashes all on my whole right side.

by Bobby Enderson December 9, 2008

spitching

Is when people from wherever come and dig through your garbage or trash or go to a dump and pick up used items that are old and beyond repair.

Me and my buddy went spitching for a new washer and dryer.

by Anders1 May 21, 2007

Snatching

When one or more members of a fledgling band create myspace and/or purevolume profiles to save the URL/s for future use. A commonly used tactic employed by unsigned bands which have recently, or are about to form.

"Are we jammin' this weekend man?"

"Yeah for sure dude. Oh, by the way I've been snatching some really sweet URL's lately."

by SunkenHead October 19, 2008

Skittling

The act of two men (usually both gay, and at least one uncircumcised) touching penis tips. The uncircumcised party then pushes his foreskin over the others penis head.

Those fags. I bet they love skittling each other.

by hockeymthrfckr February 4, 2009

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

snatching salmon

Picking up women in a social place/situation.

When Steve goes to a bar he's like a grizzly snatching salmon from a river.

by KG-Bizzle March 1, 2011

Phil-Smithing

When an angler hears of a notable catch, he immediately enquires as to where it was caught, how it was caught and what swim it was caught in.

I see Andy had a dub last night from the severn......How long till Benso is Phil-smithing it??

by Vorest-avenger January 1, 2022