Shmegle

A person that engages in sexual activities for money.

My cousin went to that club on St. Mary’s. He’s a shmegle there.

by Rowlomeister April 29, 2022

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Shmegma

The particals found in the bong water of either a marijuana bong or a meth bong.

We can smoke the shmegma out of the bong after it dries.

by Stayrae2 June 17, 2022

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A catch phrase coined by Schmidt on the tv series New Girl. Schmidt famously said “oh snap, shmegington” in response to Cece in Season 2. Used in over 30 episodes, it lead to a viral meme in 2015.

This phrase is meant to capture everything and nothing at the same time.

Oh snap! Shmegington!

by HermionesFrontTeeth May 8, 2022

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shmegulon

A man child the shape of a walnut who drinks his pain away and has such a massive horsecock, that when he has sex his penis splits in half like a watermelon and impregnates men and women alike. This hunk of a man tends to be in the military. He is also known as a man with many attributes for men and women to both like

God damn shmegulon, your wild!

by Toiletlicker August 1, 2022

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