Captain Smudge

Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.

Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!

by Carynmark November 12, 2009

smudgy

When you get so drunk that you fall and smudge your makeup.

Last night I got so smudgy that I fell and smudged my mascara on the wall.

by Moexo March 4, 2016

smuck

To win a game with ease and a very high score, almost to the point of embarrassment.

"The score of that game was 80-2. It was a total smuck!"

by Lizzie February 25, 2005

smuck

a guy that cant pronouce shmuck!

Jeff cant say shmuck right so he is called a smuck

by Lisa December 11, 2004

Smunday

Noun; The comination of the days Sunday and Monday. Often used to describe a 48 hour period of sleeplesness between Saturday and Tuesday.

"Dude, I havent sleep since yesterday, it's been one hell of a Smunday."

by KungFuCorey December 11, 2006

smud

n. The physical state of being a wordwench/word i.e. beer wench, fuck wench.

v. To pull a smud; to goof; to jump out in front of things; to be a ditz.

What a klutz - you just ran into the glass door again! - you pulled a smud.

by w3nch`z0r January 30, 2003

smuck

to insert your penis into a can of spam while wearing a dress and listening to "you spin me right round" by billy idol.

bobby invited his friends over to smuck with him

by Jason McEnteer December 23, 2007