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pure lethal

by Hazgshore November 14, 2016
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pure dreams day

When you have good dreams that are pure during the day. Pure is for the type of dream. It will have to be a positive dream to be pure. Dreams for the pure dreams you will have. Day for the time you will have the dream. Has to be during the day.

Can be abbreviated to PDD
Teacher: "Your sleeping!"

"Sorry. I was having a Pure dreams day."

Mom: "Wake up!"

"Sorry, I had a PDD."
by RunChickenRun February 8, 2017
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Pure Wipe

When you shit a turd that is so clean and remnant free, your one and only toilet paper wipe is as clean, white and pure as the driven snow.
Thanks to his high fiber regimen, Carl’s daily bowel movements are hallmarked by the pure wipes.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
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Pure shite

British/Irish colloquial term for rubbish/awful/terrible
by Nikkdo March 5, 2018
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Porcelain Club

Similar to the upper decker but requires much more skill, balance, and dexterity. It also requires a lot more clean up. The toilet used for this act requires a seat AND a lid to create the full effect. The act of defecating on the lip or edge of the toilet bowl, then after log is carefully laid, gently close the seat and lay another log on the seat directly above the first one. Once that is accomplished, gently close the lid and create a multi layered turd sandwich otherwise known as the Porcelain Club.
Ed thought it would be funny to leave an upper decker at my house. I took revenge my to the next level by leaving a Porcelain Club at his house.
by bjhawk August 21, 2018
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pure cunt

by Kai_is_strange November 10, 2018
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Porcelain seal sex

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.
“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight
“hell yeah i do
by Yeetson September 12, 2020
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