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Philosofleek

A millennial who has studied Philosophy or related at college. That's because it's cool, it's the new hip...wavy stuff. This gives them the right to claim they know all about some ancient philosopher's take on such matters.

When a typical situation arises, nothing stops the philosofleek from culturally identifying it with an application of their many learned concepts (mostly Western). Thus, they set themselves radically apart from those non 'philosophes' (to use the French definition of course) around them.

From the perspective of some, they effectually secure a pretentious pedestal in the social ladder, typical of those deriving from the once intuitive, and now culturally reflective world of academia. To others, these people know something. Their knowledge of philosophy is a fleek to be reckoned with, while subconsciously belittling others.
Some Student: Oiii mate, I tasted the most banging pasta, in Rome as well! Think I had a religious experience...

Another Student: Damn, 'religious experience' ay? That's soooo cool. What does that make you now, a 'philosofleek'?
by CoolWhiteWine January 18, 2018
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philosophagus

When you are horny and really want a blowjob.

When you just want to fuck a mouth.

When your dick couldnt be an deeper in her mouth

You feel philosophagus.
We were sitting on the couch doing some Netflix and chill when I got all philosophagus.
by Phil Esophagus February 4, 2018
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philosokillyourself

When you are researching philosophy, you kill your self
Yesterday i philosokillyourself
by Philosokillyourself June 1, 2018
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Philosofellating

Getting carried away talking about philosophy and highjacking a conversation or discussion.
"Where did everyone go?"

"Bro, you scared them all off by philosofellating while we were talking about Quentin Tarantino movies."
by fturd16 March 8, 2018
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Philosofight

Come on and philosofight with me about it then!
by Kokie the Philosofighter June 9, 2018
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PhiloPater

Is Bridget’s son and Rosalitas stepson and proud grampa Chester
Who is that Oh that’s philopater
by Bridget_ Baha August 8, 2018
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philosopher

kim namjoon is a philosopher, if you ask him how his day was, he'll answer your question but then he will start speaking about how we should love ourselves. (cutie <3)
by jiminsbitch December 5, 2018
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