shoot the poot

Shoot the Poot is a component of several popular college drinking games, including Beirut, Caps, and FrisBeer. Similar to the Naked Run, it is punishment reserved for a player or team that is completely shut out, or unable to score a single point. The defeated player is required to bend over, drop his pants, and spread his buttocks, thus forming the target. The victorious player in turn drops his own pants, and from a distance of roughly 3 feet, attempts to ejaculate into the anus of the defeated.

If Andrew doesn't make this shot, Adam's gonna shoot the poot all up his whatsit, said Dan excitedly.

by El Guapo con queso July 5, 2007

Pooter

An Endearing Nickname For A Person Or Your Favorite Person.

"Hi Pooter, I Missed You."

"Pooter, Can You Do Me A Favor ...?"

by QueenJayy October 13, 2015

Poot

Poot is your local basement dweller. She was trapped until the age of 17 and now lives in a sewer occasionally making her way to the red carpet every once in a while. (Actually a picture gone wrong of Demi Lovato)

Oh god you look exactly like poot the basement dweller!

by Fquigs March 8, 2017

pootang

1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.

Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"

by Nunya May 13, 2005

Poot

A word originated from Chaminade College School that basically means a girl is a slut/whore

1)Dave: Yo bro check out that poot

2)John: HEY YOU FUCKIN POOT!!!

by Ross Tafari November 2, 2006

poostick

Stick used to break up your poo in the toilet because its too big to fit down the hole.

My sister Beth used a toothbrush as a poostick.

by Mikeypoo March 8, 2005

Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a crusty genitalia and is also very horny. Inwhich makes her wet. You then scoop out the crusties and wetness on a spoon and eat it. Just like cereal.

Man, i just preformed pooter flakes on that chick.

by QuinnSchneider May 1, 2007