pine valley middle school

a little piece of oakland in the very white san ramon. basically looks like and jail and basically is one. half the staff are homos, the kids pretty much have no lives. some drugs but no good ones. most kids can't wait till cal high so they can do good drugs like cocaine. most kids are either trying to be bwhite, black, or something that they're not, cause the streets of san ramon are so tough.the school counselor thinks that everyone entering the offic is on drugs and suicidal and she's pretty much right. if someones not being suspended or expelled, ther're blazing up in the gym so the can. pretty much the worst experience that you'll ever have. took out the soda this year...like thats gonna help, most of the kids are on drugs not caffine. the kids aren't very bright and they get shorter every year. do not go there if you have the choice, you will regret it.

adult: are you feeling ok
student: no i'm high
adult: oh well, as long as you don't killyourself...can i have some
student:uhhh...
adult: hold on let me get my lover

by we're not kidding March 26, 2005

pine hills

Pine Hills is a slum located west of downtown Orlando.
Mostly inhabited by drug dealers, bank robbers, and people with bleak or no hopes of making it out. Its nickname is "Crime Hills."

1: Yeah, I drove through Pine Hills yesterday.
2: How the hell did you make it out alive?

by KRHimself October 3, 2004

Pineapple Cum

Eat a fuckload of pineapples before you get laid and your cum will taste good

fuck he had some damn good pineapple cum

by m-Ho2 October 1, 2008

pineapple squad

Group of swag friends that likes pineapples. They are the coolest, sexiest people on earth

The pineapple squad is cool as 🍍. They are the swaggy people.

by omq.fangirll April 26, 2015

Pine

To Have Sexual Intercourse.

I Have To Pine That Bitch Tonight.

by Chris March 22, 2005

Pineapple pizza

Why

Why would anyone eat pineapple pizza if you could instead die

by Origonal July 13, 2019

Pineapple shelving

A person who makes themselves the centre of attention. Ruins a party by showing off doing pineapple tricks. Basically nobody likes them yet they have dedicated fans who devote their lives to them. Cant sing at all. Likes Girls on Horses.

'Hey Did you hear Steve from all the B&S's is totally pineapple shelving now?'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'

by SkybeDiva July 25, 2010