paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005

paragiraffe

A paragiraffe is longer than your average paragraph, and is slightly shorter than an essay. It is technically just a reallly tall paragraph, hence the inclusion of the word 'giraffe'.

Mr. Ephram was indecisive as to whether he wanted his students to write short answers or full out essays on our exams, so he decided to invent an in between option called the paragiraffe.

by satire-pig June 10, 2010

Ass Parade

While in one location, often unexpectedly, many hot girls walk past in a seeming continuous fashion. It seems like it never ends.

Guy 1: Holy Shit, man its an ass parade in here.
Guy 2: I know this is why I love our school.

I was just chilling eating lunch and suddenly an ass parade convened in front of me.

by //dcalltheway// February 20, 2011

piecing the parakeet

to shove a well sized parakeet up your anal hole while eating reeses pieces. this is mostly used during raving time.

i was piecing the parakeet with John last night.

by Kacissa September 26, 2008

Paraletica

when you get so drunk you die

e.g. damn, he was so drunk he died from paraletica

by jawje April 25, 2010

parakeet

a bird with an assortment of colors, usually ranging in green, yellow, and white

parakeets look dangerous, but just want to nuzzle their tiny head against your hand

pArayEeT, a pretty chill parakeet (parayeet)

wHoaaAaaAa look at that parakeet go! once it squawks, it can't stop!

by parayeet May 22, 2017