page welder

someone who causes the pages of pornographic material to stick together after ejaculating on them

Ross picked up the Playboy, took one look at the centerfold and instantly became a page welder.

by Dahoes April 14, 2009

Pagebook

For people who have such a huge amount of posts, that it exceeds the number of thumbnails. Thus instead of facebook, its pagebook.

Ak's facebook has so much shit on it it's just like the length of the A-K section of the phonebook, ain't no facebook, its a pagebook.

by nanieskingdom November 23, 2011

paeton mcdaniel

Paeton McDaniel Normally 4 foot 7 inches, he will kick kids named konnor butts if you make him mad,he will grow up to be a billionaire, Will not do drugs. Has the best looking girl in the grade, gas the best looking parents and siblings, normally carts the biggest dong.

Paeton McDaniel

by Coldsteel_MAC November 7, 2017

Paetin

Paetin is the person you wish you knew years before you met her. She is a smart, delicious, caring, and tender soul. Paetin is mature enough to be compassionate, and you can trust her to give you a shoulder to cry on when you're down. Be real with her: she knows that relationships take trust.

She is hot enough to scorch her name in your heart; her beauty is a reflection of her inner tenderness. From a distance, she can seem imposing, larger than life. Don't let that intimidate you. When you get to know her, you will find that she is a ray of sunshine. She sometimes forgets to point that sunlight towards herself, though. Show her love, because she is worth it.

"Hi, starshine! Meeting you gave me joy, Paetin"

by Cordial Breeze April 19, 2022

Front Page

A Man/Woman so hot they could be on the cover of a magazine.

" That Bartender over there is so front page."

by subject313 January 4, 2013

Oh my Page

As opposed to "Oh my god," referring to the God of rock and roll, Jimmy Page. Page can also be substituted with any of the four members of Led Zeppelin. Plant; the God of singing, Jones; the God of bass, or Bonham; the god of drums.

Jonny: oh my Page! Why is Beyonce so terrible?
Jessica: music these days... Oh my Bonham that's awful!

by Mister Chunk February 3, 2013

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