nostril botherer

1. A nose biscuit baked in bum passage; a tummy shame.

2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.

Jesus Frank, can you smell that?! I wonder who the nostril botherer is this time...

by donorgasm July 6, 2010

Nostraobvious

Someone who predicts obvious things. Often times said as sarcasm and is a close relative to Captain Obvious.

Example 1:

Person A: I'm thinking of askin this chick out, but I think she'll shoot me down...

Person B: Thanks, Nostraobvious.

Example 2:

Person C: Call me Nostraobvious, but the sun is going to come up tomorrow.

by TheDoode December 7, 2010

Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.

This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.

by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010

Nostril Flareage

When one's nostrils enlarge due to excitement of a sexual nature.

Erica was so excited when she was telling her friends about her boyfriends oral talents, she had serious "nostril flareage" It was very sexy!

by Biffs Pleasure Palace November 24, 2010

nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!

by wikileaksrocks March 18, 2011

nostrily

To have noticeable nostrils - See Fern Cotton

"I thought her face was more nostrily than it actually was"

by Word-of-the-week November 7, 2014

Nostradumpus

When you can tell that someone has to use the bathroom and call them out on it.

Frank: Greg told me to quick wiggling and go poop in front of everyone... Thanks Nostradumpus
booty

by kickanus September 16, 2016