2 definitions by TheDoode
Someone who predicts obvious things. Often times said as sarcasm and is a close relative to Captain Obvious.
Example 1:
Person A: I'm thinking of askin this chick out, but I think she'll shoot me down...
Person B: Thanks, Nostraobvious.
Example 2:
Person C: Call me Nostraobvious, but the sun is going to come up tomorrow.
Person A: I'm thinking of askin this chick out, but I think she'll shoot me down...
Person B: Thanks, Nostraobvious.
Example 2:
Person C: Call me Nostraobvious, but the sun is going to come up tomorrow.
by TheDoode December 6, 2010
Fuck my life in the ear.
Similar to FML. When FML isn't intense enough to use. Adding "in the ear" makes it much more intense.
Similar to FML. When FML isn't intense enough to use. Adding "in the ear" makes it much more intense.
A: Dude! We have a test in 20 minutes! You didn't get the email?
B: What?! I hate when professors email important stuff! FMLITE!
B: What?! I hate when professors email important stuff! FMLITE!
by TheDoode April 30, 2010