need me one

(its a term I found this term on omegle.com). By the context I understood it to mean : I need one (for) myself / for me

boy a) do you have a gf?

boy b) nah man, I need me one as well

by Sexydimma November 27, 2016

We need a riot

A phrase commonly used by people in online servers desperately trying to keep a conversation going.

The aim of it is to cause a riot. The riot is usually caused by this phrase being spammed and people getting so pissed off it starts a riot.

For example:
A person named Wyatt on Discord (an application generally used for joining servers) wanted attention so he started spamming "we need a riot" which was indirectly saying "hey, I'm bored and alone, someone please notice me."

Wyatt: We need a riot!
Other members: no
Moderators: no
Admins: no
Owner: no
Wyatt: yes

by Gundham Tanaka October 11, 2017

i need healing

The most basic and the most used phrase of the Genji language.

Tracer: Hi!
Genji: I need healing

by Gr33n. March 15, 2017

We need to talk

Synonymous with the words "you're doomed" and "run for your bloody life".

Meghan: Daryl, we need to talk.
Daryl: Sure, honey, just a moment.
(jumps out third-story window)

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020

Need For Speed Heat

The closest to a decent racing game in the millennial era.

I'm bored. Lest play some Need For Speed Heat with the new Project Unite mod.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 16, 2021

we need to talk

A woman's way of addressing an issue with her boyfriend/husband generally resulting in the boyfriend/husband first breaking out into a sweat/rash/hives and then being severly punished (dumped) for whatever they did wrong

After Mike called Sandy a whore at the opera, Sandy told Mike "we need to talk"

by Dyanna September 21, 2003

we need to talk

What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

by tman April 8, 2004