spicy brown mustard Sprayer

when your significant other squats over your face and begins to slowly push warm watery diarrhea into your mouth

John: hey bro...my wife is ready for the spicy brown mustard sprayer
Tommy: bro...what the fuck

by conril sizzil July 20, 2020

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

mustard plug

The dried bit of mustard that squirts out of the bottle first. (See also: "lotion booger.")

Dammit! I got a mustard plug on my hot dog!

by jukaswo November 28, 2007

Mustard Pussy

The vagina of a female body builder. Could also refer to a sexual fetish for muscular women. Usually only extraordinarily ripped women with well defined muscles.

The term was heard being used in in Kern County, California.

Homie: What are you going to do for a career?
You: I'm going to go into body building.
Homie: Going to get some of that mustard pussy, aren't you? Ha ha.
You: You know it! ;-)

by DankAnk March 4, 2019

mustard gas

works well when British soldiers are running over no-man's-land with thier bolt-action rifles.

Hans, the tommies are comming, we're gonna need some of that mustard gas.

by IrishRepublcanArmy January 7, 2004

Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.

As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.

by Spoodge March 11, 2008

mufaro

Mufaro is funny nice loving caring the most humble & most unappreciated person ever. People take mufaro for granted & don't really notice everything he does good and when he does achieve people (especially his parents) are as quiet as a mouse but when he fails or does something bad people broadcast the failure or sin.

Mum: Who broke the window
Everyone: IT WAS MUFARO!! (When mufaro actually did absolutely nothin

Unloved
Hated

by mufaro . k May 14, 2017