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Chaos muppet 

(1) A person of frantic and/or ridiculously silly demeanor, and so is hard to take seriously muppet and who moves, uncontrollably, from one overwhelming, confusing, or dangerous situation to the next as a way of life. (2) a muppet addicted to chaotic situations, people, or experiences. In all, chaos muppets get in over their heads but know of no other way to seek out new people or experiences; hence, like muppets, they lack control, focus, and/or self-awareness/ regard. Like an adrenaline junky, but sillier. (3) Someone who is, as a rule, always in over his/ her head, usually thinking he/ she is in total control...
Last week, he downed a bottle of sriracha, went skydiving, and then smoked crack all night. Mark is such a chaos muppet!
Chaos muppet by Darkmark07 May 19, 2019

switch muppet 

A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.
#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.
switch muppet by VoightKampffChamp December 1, 2021

honkey muppet 

Get them fucking honkey muppets inside before I get my belt, Jessie.
honkey muppet by Thebundys April 19, 2023

Moist little muppet 

“Mark the driving instructor is a right moist little muppet!”

cunt muppet 

1. someone who is woefully inept in every conceivable way.

2. a term of affection.
1. "I'm going to fucking kill you, you fucking cunt muppet."

2. "I love you, cunt muppet."
cunt muppet by Kunttray April 21, 2005

matress muppet 

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.
My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.
matress muppet by JJhung October 18, 2009