2 definitions by JJhung

matress muppet

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.

My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.

by JJhung October 19, 2009

gayliptical

When three dudes are laying in bed together and the one in the middle is jerking the one to his left and right off at the same time.

picture an eliptical machine.

For performance and stamina gary performs the gayliptical every morning with peter and brad.

by JJhung October 24, 2009