"This woman at the next restaurant table was completely ignoring her kid as it threw dinner rolls at waiters and spilled its milk. I have no idea why she had the little cuntmuppet if she's just going to ignore it all the time."
by Arcane Rose February 27, 2008
A woman with an unusually loose vagina, so loose that you can fit your entire hand up in it in the manner of a puppet, or more popularly, a muppet.
by T.G January 29, 2007
An obnoxious bald harbour boy out for his own personal gain at the expense of clapped Rods. Simp for Andrew Tate. Preoccupied with threesomes not had.
by Giovanni C February 2, 2023