payton moormeier

he is the most perfect boy ive know, hes funny, lovable, he likes to hug, and also his hair is so perfect, he loves his family and friends, also hes my boyfriend but he doesnt know yet ;)

payton moormeier is my boyfriend
yes?
yea;)

payton moormeier by paytons gf June 2, 2020

You look like a sexy motorcycle 

What you say to someone typically in all black with an emo hat

Me: You look like a sexy motorcycle vroom vroom
Person in Shuichi cosplay: Um..

You look like a sexy motorcycle by No thats wrong August 3, 2021

Moorey 

A Moorey is when, while in Las Vegas you get jacked by two prostitutes. Who take your $800, your camera and all your dignity.

When Erin was on his trip he copped a Moorey big time. Now he can't get home and his mum won't speak to him.

Moorey by Sam Deighton December 22, 2007

Monoral 

An underrated kickass band that's poorly know of outside of Japan, despite all their songs being sung in english.

They made a song for a popular underground anime called Ergo Proxy, titled: Kiri

The band consists of Anis Shimada and Ali Morizumi

Person A: Monoral knows their shit!

Person B: 'The fuck is Monoral??

Person A: SHAME ON YOU!!

Monoral by LodeSword July 28, 2010

Motorbreath

One of the best damn tracks Metallica has ever recorded.

Motorbreath

Motorbreath by Metal head 92 February 24, 2009

Motorboat farts 

Motorboat farts are long lasting, drawn-out flatulence sounding like a distant boat engine.

Speaking of motorboat farts, Juan sounded like he had an outboard up his ass after the burrito.

Motorboat farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Payton Moormeier

He's cute, writes music, loves his fans, is athletic, loves animals, likes his friends and is all around perfect.

Payton Moormeier is so cute

Of course, he is who would hate him

Payton Moormeier by ...SOMEONE_A May 19, 2020