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Making Trail Mix 

1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.

2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.
1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.

2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.
Making Trail Mix by Richard Thimble November 14, 2011
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tucker max death mix 

Sober to drunk in 3.7 seconds
You drink this tucker max death mix of Everclear, Gatorade, and Red Bull, you will lose all memory of the night and probably wake up in a puddle of vomit without any pants.
tucker max death mix by MC Awesome November 13, 2013
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Fuzzy Navel Mix 

When you finish having sex and you end up with ejaculate in your belly button.
Dale left me some Fuzzy Navel mix. How rude!
Fuzzy Navel Mix by Tonigirl September 16, 2016
The year 2009, comes from the roman numeral MMIX which represents the number.
Alternatively meaning the start of 2009.
'Dude I haven't seen you since the mix'
'I spent the mix at college'
The mix by TomRobbo January 24, 2009

You ain't got no pancake mix! 

Meant to be used to throw someone off. If there's a serious argument, say that, and you'll win just by pure awesomeness. Occasionally the word "Bitch" can be thrown at the end of it.

It was coined by RayWilliamJohnson on YouTube.
Person 1: "Personally, I believe that god is going to smite every last one of the sinners--"
Person 2: "YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"
Person 1: "..."

Pancake Mix 

Cooking economics - A substance added with milk than heated can create pancakes which is the best breakfast better yet food in the history of mankind!

Popularity - A substance which when eaten raw, straight from the box will make you instantly cool and popular! Usually accomplished by men!

Pancake mix - one's friends' favorite food!
"You aint got no pancake mix!" - informing you are lame, weak, or a complete loser!

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Person#1 - "Excuse me sir aren't you gonna add any milk to that pancake mix?"

Person#2 - "What, you think im some sort of pansy???"

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Person#1 - "Check out that guys pancake mix!"

Person#2 - "Yeah i heard he jugs it everyday!!!"

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Person#1 - "What did i say about checkin out my mother flippin pancakes?" (Sometimes mother flippin used as an adjective describing the pancakes!) (Other times it is used to literally check out ones mom that is currently occupied flipping pancakes!)

Person#2 - "Sorry your moms' cooking turns me on!!!"

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Hardcore Cool Cat - "I'm bakin bacon while im bacon mancakes! UUUGGGGHHHH!!!! Doesn't get more manlier than that!!!"

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Hardcore Cool Cat - "We aint talkin about no pancakes! We talkin bout raw straight from the box mancake mix!!!"
Pancake Mix by FASTGUYDOGonyt March 17, 2011

Carpet Mix 

Weed crumbs salvaged from the floor of one's room in a last-ditch effort to gather enough for a joint.
Invariably contains hairs, carpet fibres, food crumbs, and other assorted surprises.
"I used up the last of my bud on Saturday night, so yesterday I had to comb the floor and smoke a Carpet Mix."
Carpet Mix by SuldRongi February 12, 2008