minecraft shaders

something your pc cant handle

friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"

by poop man man poop December 31, 2020

Minecraft Bone Block Sexual

It's when you get turned on by the Bone Block sound in minecraft.

"Ooh bruh this block sounds so nice, I kinda get turned on by it".

"Bruh you must be Minecraft Bone Block Sexual then".

by Maxadkille January 23, 2021

Minecraft urge

The minecraft urge is the strange feeling you get every 2 to 3 months where you just want to play Minecraft day and night, get all your friends online, download a ton of mods. Until one day you just get bored and put it down just for the cycle to continue

Why can’t he play with us?

Oh he’s having a Minecraft urge give it a few weeks

by Cheese Pretzels January 26, 2021

minecraft chicken

a *VERY* annoying thing in minecraft that is used in minecraft pranks, as it makes *VERY* loud noises

"Oh man, someone just played the Minecraft chicken prank on me!"

by meowykitty March 22, 2021

Minecraft 2

Something that will never happen in the history of the universe.

"Man, I hope Minecraft 2 comes out someday.

by sussyboy666 August 3, 2021

Minecraft Hardcore

A version that Ph1lza survived for 5 years but died to a baby zombie and a spider. The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Allow cheats off in the menu, and stuck on Hard. Many people have tried, but just fail at around day 5.

#1 I want to play Minecraft Hardcore, and beat Ph1lza's record!
#2 Good luck doing that, Noob.

by Userious? October 11, 2021

Minecraft Hardcore

The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Locked on Hard difficulty. 8 in 9 Minecraft streamers do this even tho they R trash at Hardcore. I reckon they first learn how to craft sticks before playing Hardcore.

*new streamer* : I am gonna play this new game called Minecraft and the Hardest difficulty of Minecraft! Minecraft Hardcore!
*veteran: dies to creeper* : About that

by Userious? October 12, 2021