Marinette

Marinette is a clumsy and oblivious girl. She likes to stalk her soulmate and she is very liked at school.

"Oh Marinette, yea she's just a friend"

by itsadriensdeadmom May 4, 2021

gooch marine

Someone who performs sexual acts on the part of someones body between the anus and genitals.

"andy- Man, i got to be a gooch marine last night, i went down under the covers on this guy and was all up in his junk nd stuff, it was awesome!"

"Josh-.....uhhhh wow, thats pretty fucked up, nd i didnt know you were gay..?"

"Andy- Nah man, no way am i gay, i was jus havin some fun ya kno"

"Josh-.....uhhhh yea, im gunna go now."

by ExxM4rine August 25, 2007

Dutch Marines Knapsack

A bag with one strap worn by metrosexual or homosexual males. Looking suspiciously like a manbag, but usually with a utilitarian design lacking the flair or self confidence of a genuine man bag. Consequently it is hard to determine if wearers of such an item are either metrosexual or homosexual and are more likely to be bicurious.

Brian: Geez Dave, whats with the man bag?

Dave: Its not a man bag, its a Dutch Marines Knapsack.

by zolasbackheel July 28, 2013

Mississippi marinade

When having sweaty intercourse with a female with a pimple covered anus you ejaculate on her back making sure the sweat and semen mix into a fluid that runs down into her bum crack. The juices then mix with the crusty poo dags and pimple puss. Leave to fully combine and then proceed to add the marinade to your favorite meat product

Hey Luke want to go grab a bite to eat.
Luke: No thanks. Me and this disgusting swamp hag are going to brew up a Mississippi marinade for some steak

by The Foz Doctor November 14, 2013

Ace Marine

ace marine is the shitty version of finofo, but will beat finofo in a fortnite 1v1

ace marine goes by jackson, hot pocket, insanity ace, light skin dude

by finofogay December 6, 2018

Marine Militia

The Marine Militia is an Ocean Conservation group that was founded in October of 2011. The main focus is to educate the people of the world about how we are killing the most precious area of our world. Over 70% of the earth is covered by water. If we continue to contaminate it and rape it of all the the natural life we will become extinct ourselves. Some of the campaigns being focused on are related to coral reef protection, shark finning, whale and dolphin slaughtering

The Marine Militia needs your help to save the world and everything in our oceans

by Sgt Manta September 11, 2013

Marine Wank

The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.

Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.

Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.

There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.

* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.

Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
masturbate wank wanker

by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016