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Lepa

A certain type of high class leper that is know for having frequent seizures and jumping up and down when excited.
That old man is such a lepa!
by LeperLover February 25, 2010
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Lepracunt

that chick's lepracunt was so small and magical, i thought i'd find some gold up inside it
by rackler October 13, 2011
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Leprechaun Facial

A sexual act in which green, hot, sticky leprechaun-juice is spewed onto ones face.
Chris the lonely leprechaun was sitting in the back seat of a van when he suddenly gave his buddy Mike a leprechaun facial.
by Boooooyah October 19, 2013
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Leper Supreme

A Leper Supreme is the act of having sex with a leper (one who has leprosy) through new orifices, created by mashing soft, rotten parts of their skin with your penis. After banging several new glory holes into your unfortunate friend, one finishes the Leper Supreme by dipping a nacho chip into a gooey part of their head and eating it.
"Call Gary over, its time for a Leper Supreme."

"Oh lawd, Kerpal sure does love Leper Supremes!"
by TheBigfilthy April 30, 2009
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lepton

lepton n. (Brit.)(slang) pl. leptons

A mythical measure of velocity used primarily to describe how fast you were travelling in a car. Typically one lepton may or may not equal 10mph or 100mph or 2.734295mph.

Used so that people can post in the public domain how fast they were going, but due to the use of the mythical unit, proof of speed for prosecution purposes is unlikely by law enforcement.
The other day I managed to drag off a Porsche, he stayed with up until about 15 leptons I began to leave him behind.
by Esprit September 12, 2007
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Leprechaun

The Leprechaun is a creature seperate from all other creatures and is infact, its very own genus. There three humours to a Leprechaun and they are malice, hatred and whisky. Only when these three are in perfect balance does a Leprechaun reach its healthiest state. They are spawned from those little wells where people throw in pennies. Not only is this a waste of change but also seriously endangers the human race.
That Leprechaun has stolen my feet and now its stealing somebodies whisky.

That Leprechaun just stole my whisky and now its eating that ladies baby.

That Leprechaun is eating my baby alive! My lord its eating it alive!
by Fergal McDougal ibn O'Blarney September 1, 2008
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