1 definition by Fergal McDougal ibn O'Blarney
The Leprechaun is a creature seperate from all other creatures and is infact, its very own genus. There three humours to a Leprechaun and they are malice, hatred and whisky. Only when these three are in perfect balance does a Leprechaun reach its healthiest state. They are spawned from those little wells where people throw in pennies. Not only is this a waste of change but also seriously endangers the human race.
That Leprechaun has stolen my feet and now its stealing somebodies whisky.
That Leprechaun just stole my whisky and now its eating that ladies baby.
That Leprechaun is eating my baby alive! My lord its eating it alive!
That Leprechaun just stole my whisky and now its eating that ladies baby.
That Leprechaun is eating my baby alive! My lord its eating it alive!
by Fergal McDougal ibn O'Blarney June 16, 2006