you're out with the boys at the club, and spot your dreamlady, you say to your guy friends "man, look at that lepa. I'd eat a mile a her s*** to get to that hole"
A strong minded medeival queen of the 14th hundreds. Also called the Queen of Improv, and is (was) married to the King of Cliche. Famous for buying lower class men lunch, and for chopping off the head of anyone who does not agree with Prince Isaac or Duke Steven.
"Woah. That chick is such a lepa"
~or~
"Queen Amaine reminds me strongly of Queen Lepa in her prime."
The 74th governor of the state of Maine and former general manager of Mardens retail stores. Infamously named by Politico as "America's Craziest Governor," Paul LePage is known for telling the NAACP to "kiss his butt," accusing local democratic politicians of "giving it to Mainers without any Vaseline," comparing the IRS to the Gestapo, and claiming Obamacare would cause a second Holocaust.
Spencer: Isn't Paul LePage just a ruder Chris Christie?
Laquisha: Whaaa? Nawww, he be cray!!
Spencer: Huh?
Ashley: Let's just say Paul LePage is a few pages short of a Stephen King novel...