June 11

only the hottest and bad ass peole are born on this mf day. don't try to argue with me cause i'm always right.

mf born on june 11 : GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
random ass person : IT'S JUNE 11!!
mf born on june 11 : THAT'S RIGHT AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO
random ass person : *starts worshipping the person born on june 11*

(it's 5 am and i haven't slept in 3 days)

by eatassfuckers August 26, 2021

June 3

Nice people are born on this day they are genurally athletic and in shape. Very emotional

Me: what your bday?
Her: June 3
Me:that explains so much

by April 5 cock suck day March 27, 2019

june 4

NATIONAL SHREK DAY

person one: it’s june 4th!!!
person two: why is it so special

person one: ITS NATIONAL SHREK DAYYYYYY

by shrekiepoo June 1, 2020

june 9

National sex day 6/9 sex position 69

I made my girl pregnant on June 9

by Daddy_koala June 8, 2017

June 28th

June 28th is national slap a bitch named george day

PERSON 1: AYO GEORGE COME HERE IT'S JUNE 28TH LET ME SLAP YOUR BITCHASS
PERSON 2: george ily bro but I gotta slap you it's June 28th 😔

by merfarti October 15, 2019

June 7

Send a long paragraph to your best friend explaining why you love them day.

Girl: She's typing a massive paragraph
Boy: Must be June 7 she's texting her best friend

by Sad Bish November 16, 2019

June 17th

The day June 17th, 2020 Rick Astley got Rickrolled on Reddit by @themalleableduck

"I think I might cry!!! It's actually you.

I met you at a {backstage event} when I was 12.

Seriously a big fan. I've seen you in concert 5 times."

Remember the legendary day of June 17th because that was rad.

by Sam1d September 6, 2020