less than jake

THE fucking greatest and most kick-ass ska band ever to WALK THE EARTH!

Less Than Jake could kick 500 other bands' asses with their arms and legs tied together and with rabid ferrets duct taped onto their faces.

by theMIk March 6, 2004

Jake Paul

Horrible youtube videos made by idiot with annoying voice.

Jake Paul = garbage

by FFFhh August 16, 2017

Jake T. Austin

-The hottest "Wizards of Waverly Place" star.

"Look theres Jake T. Austin"
"Thats the Jake T. Austin!"

by Lacey-Leen December 17, 2008

Jake Paulers

Little fuckers who watch Jake Paul}

Did you see those Jake Paulers with his merch?Those little Fuckers..

by frivfriv October 8, 2017

Jake Paul

An inbred scumbag who makes money off autistic five year olds.He is the most cancerous and cringiest YouTuber to have ever exist.

I was thinking about killing myself and then I discovered Jake Paul...Now I'm definitely going to kill myself!

by Crippleddwarf 69 August 17, 2017

jake

an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .

wow, i really want a jake (:

by kaylan March 13, 2008

Jake

Jake is the intelligent type. Really sweet and caring. The best boyfriend you'd ever have, and also the greatest friend. He's always there for you, and cares for you like a brother, a father, a best friend and also a lover. The type who plays basketball and guitar. If you ever date a Jake, you'd never feel alone. You'll always feel loved and special. He'd make sure you sleep happy every night, and wake up with a smile everyday. When Jake loves a girl, he'd do anything to make her happy, and he'd never give up on her no matter what happens. He's also the type who gets mad easily because he's a softie, but everything will go well anyways. He also has the most adorable smile, and his hair is amazing. Also a good kisser.

"Wow he's such a great guy! who is he?" "He's my bro, my best, my half, my everything!" "He must be a Jake"

by jfcilyjry October 7, 2013