A piece of media, idea, or concept that relies strictly upon sexual themes to make up for its absence of humor.
In other words: Sex is the punchline.
In other words: Sex is the punchline.
Boy 1: So you actually pay attention to the comedy when you watch porn?
Boy 2: Hell yeah! I’m the biggest fan of Coomer Humor.
Boy 2: Hell yeah! I’m the biggest fan of Coomer Humor.
by 3Melanies September 8, 2022
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Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)
by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010
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An infectious disease spread among the middle schools of the entire world. Symptoms include: Moaning, the phrase "Can I get a hi-ya", unfunny sex jokes, acting like a homosexual, continuous uttering of the phrase "Sussy Baka", constant interruptions, etc. If you know a person infected with this disease, contact your Priest, Rabbi, Minister, or Ayatollah to be blessed or exorcised.
Hey Jim, I heard that Randall J. caught middle school humor. He spread it, so all the religious leaders are booked.
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The run-down: man gets cucked in a memes-and-humor channel
The run-down: man gets cucked in a memes-and-humor channel
Dude: "Have you heard of the 2021 Memes-and-humor incident?"
Bajesh: "I have- it is what caused the economic issues that lead to the Third World War"
Bajesh: "I have- it is what caused the economic issues that lead to the Third World War"
by Real_Bajesh December 21, 2021
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1) A "disease" diagnosed when the following symptoms occur:
-random spurts of giggling, humming slow songs, reciting Shakespeare prose
-odd red spots on or around the neck area
-odd abdominal feelings
-constant smiling
-lightheadedness and hallucinations
-flushed cheeks
-sudden boost of self-esteem
-etc.
2) Also spelled "Humoritis"
3) A.K.A "love"
1) A "disease" diagnosed when the following symptoms occur:
-random spurts of giggling, humming slow songs, reciting Shakespeare prose
-odd red spots on or around the neck area
-odd abdominal feelings
-constant smiling
-lightheadedness and hallucinations
-flushed cheeks
-sudden boost of self-esteem
-etc.
2) Also spelled "Humoritis"
3) A.K.A "love"
by .+. February 8, 2005
Get the Humoritous mug.The inability to laugh, relax, take it easy, or find jokes funny. People with sense of humor cancer are typically perfectionists who never laugh. They can also appear as radical conservative assholes like Ann Coulter, or liberal hippie douchebags that have to defend everything. And if they smile at anything, it's the most vapid form of obvious humor. They take everything absolutely seriously and are usually an absolute buzzkill.
Sense of humor cancer can metastasize so badly that the victim may hate and be jealous of others who actually have a sense of humor.
Sense of humor cancer can metastasize so badly that the victim may hate and be jealous of others who actually have a sense of humor.
"My sister lives in California, protests in demonstrations, hates all men, and never laughs at anything. I think she has sense of humor cancer."
by Android21A August 16, 2012
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