Heptohomonidagarchicalphobia

The fear that lizard people rule the government

fear, phobia, lizard people,heptohomonidagarchicalphobia

by King121 April 23, 2015

hippocrates

A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Derived from the name of ancient Greek physician-pig, Hippocrates. Often used in conjuction with the words peep or meep or a combination of the two.

James is such a hippocrates.

by hippocratespeepnegroid September 10, 2006

hippo

-noun
Short for "hippopotamus" (Hippopotamus amphibius) and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae. A large, funny-looking, semi-aquatic, mostly plant-eating African mammal resambling a fat horse-pig hybrid whose pissed off at life and spends most of its time slacking around and jerking off in ponds and rivers. Despite their stocky shape and short legs, hippos can easily outrun a human (some have been clocked at 30 mph (48 km/h), faster than an Olympic sprinter). They have a taste human babies, catholic priests, and crocodiles and are thought to be Africa's most dangerous animal. They are totally awesome and on the very top of the food chain, so they can eat whatever they want WHENEVER they want. People in Africa have learned to fear and respect hippos because of their fierce character and complete randomness, ironically, the same things that makes them so cool and awesome.

Kid 1: Who would win in a fight between a ninja and a hippo?!
Kid 2: Well, the ninja of course!
Kid 1: WRONG!! Ninjas and hippos balance each other on awesomeness and sweetness, so the battle would rage on forever!
*A ninja chops Kid 1's head while a hippo eats Kid 2's head , then they high-five and walk toward the sunset holding hands...*

by jay-x April 29, 2008

Hippocampus

A creature that is half-horse with a fish tail.

Octopus --> octopi
Cactus --> cacti
Hippocampus --> hippocampi

by Mooch316 January 6, 2012

Hippo the Hypocrite

One who is in the action of being hypocritical.

It's Hippo the Hypocrite, dupa dupa doo, that's you!

by snacky smores August 31, 2008

Dirty Hippo

Alongside with Jamster, it's another lame service that invades your television with a series of commercials that inform you to use your cell phone to download tacky wallpaper and/or really annoying ringtones.

Girl: OMG CHECK OUT MY FITTY CENT RINGTONE!!! *dun, du-*
Guy: *Bashes phone on ground* Shut up, goddamnit.

by Gearbox January 25, 2005

Hippo

The deadliest animal in Africa, naturally. But also king of the "watering" hole. Able to rock anyone's boat with the utmost ease, the hippo is at his best underneath his prey and able to take them off guard. With horse like grace in the water, he is not only the best guardian of those around him, but able to obtain any others that are not. He is the second to largest mammal, with equally proportioned members.

Girl 1: That boy is damned sexy, and amazing in bed.

Girl 2: Who you mean Carlos? Yeah he's a hippo.

Girl 1: A hippo??!! I want him now...

by Anna Bennie February 11, 2010