one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)

The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight

by BubaMan January 29, 2014

left-handed bitch

A good friend who will stop at nothing until you are satisfied. This friend will rip through the earth and sun to make sure are happy and contempt. They will also gladly pleasure you if you so require. Do not mistake this as them having sexual desires towards you, they simply a really good friend. You're lucky if you inquire a left-handed bitch since they are the best friend you can ask for.

You mustn't mistreat your left-handed bitch as they can become very angry, very quickly. Keep them away from any sharp objects, or the internet and you will be safe.

Wow Felix, thanks for this birthday party, you're the best left-handed bitch I could ask for.

by Robby62775 May 19, 2019

caught hairy handed

The act of masturbaiting and getting caught and your excuse is that you were shaving your pubes.

"Hey brandon, were you just masterbaiting?

No I was just Caught hairy handed

by Caught Hairy Handed December 30, 2015

a left handed bandit

Someone who jerks off with their left hand.

Im kinda ambidextrous like Im a lefty but I'm not a left handed bandit.

by Killarank July 12, 2017

green handed

Getting caught in the act of smoking marijuana

We were smoking a bleezy and her parents walked in and totally caught us green handed

by CR@SHM@N March 16, 2009

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Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.

Bro 1: Bro! Ash Kash just pulled of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo
Bro 2:No way!

by Brochacho 6ix9ine August 24, 2020

left handed beer bottle

a large, fake wang usually used for a dirty rasberry hudini swirl.

Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!

by 4seasonsfunds May 18, 2006