Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014

Banana Hammock

A man thong.

I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.

by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

dirty hammock

An uncanny woman's vaginal area especially if it's flappy. One in which you go in and come out dirtier than you went in.

I went down on this girls dirty hammock and felt like I was eating used hockey equipment.

by BUSTABYMZ October 3, 2017

Belizean Hammock

The sexual act of cutting a hole in a Hammock with the intent of having a female lie in the hammock and defecate in a Males Mouth

Man last night I gave John McAfee the biggest Belizean Hammock yet!

by Mrmuggles May 28, 2018

Hotdog hammock

When 2 overweight men lay upon eachother and place their hotdogs in-between each others breasts and begin to tit wank each other simultaneously (add desired condiments if required)

Did you hear about Richard and Lee the other night they went out for a hotdog hammock!

by Dr kevstein July 14, 2023

hammafram

1.(n) a word spoken in tounges while intoxicated.

2. (v) an exclamation of excitement.

1. Mike woke up for a brief moment from his drunken stuper only to say "Hammafram samm fram...Ya know what I'm sayin?"

2. After bowling a strike, he placed both hands in the air and yelled, "Hammafram!"

by Kane821 October 16, 2008

Hamboner

When you hambone, on your boner.

Man: "Yo, I heard that if you hambone on your boner, you get really hard!"
Other Man: "Yeah dude, it's called giving yourself a hamboner."

by Cyrus9201 December 2, 2013