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To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.
Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.
by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
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