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GLOBAL

Synonym for Successful. Achieving success with style and elegance on any scale.

Individuals who are GLOBAL tend to feel like they're destined to be successful or can see themselves being successful. GLOBAL is when achieving success becomes a lifestyle.
MS: Yo, F£MY's new song is too lit!!
T: Trust me, he's going GLOBAL for sure!
by thecoziestboi January 27, 2019
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sweater globes

That babe's got amazing sweater globes.
by max October 7, 2008
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SBC Global

Stands for Struggle Bubble Clap Global, A rare but pungent fart that takes place in 4 steps: 1) Struggle- The farter struggles to release the gas from their rectum. 2) Bubble- The gas creates a bubble that travels down the rectum towards the anal opening. 3) Clap- The gas escapes the asscheeks making a comical clapping sound, 4) Global- The gas permeates the entire room.
He had an SBC Global in the car yesterday, I swear to God it smelled like a burnt tire.
by TeeHee123 February 16, 2009
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Harlem Globe Trotter

(V.) when you masturbate backhand while reaching around from under your leg.
I tried the Harlem Globe Trotter, and I blew the biggest load of my life! Wow! I should tell my parents and friends all about it!
by Obstindgemuseladen June 18, 2015
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dbsb3272 globeabb

song that is trending on tik tok. from the song ponta dem
dbsb3272 (nword) that's my ponta dem
globeabb (nword) that's my ponta dem
dbsb3272 globeabb
by hobis wife July 17, 2021
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GloboFit

A globo gym that tries to offer CrossFit-esque classes, but lacks the necessary equipment and domain knowledge to effectively program a real CrossFit Workout. Many GloboFit instructors will copy other CrossFit gym's workouts and substitute less complex movements in order to preclude themselves from having to coach. This usually occurs when the GloboFit instructor is not Level I Certified and thinks Olympic Lifts are dangerous.
Crossfitter: Hey Andrew, have you done Fran yet?

GloboFit Victim: Yeah, it was awesome.
Crossfitter: Didn't the Thrusters suck?
GloboFit Victim: No, our gym doesn't have bar bells or pull-ups.

Crossfitter: Then you didn't do Fran.

GloboFit Victim: We did 21-15-9 jumping jacks and push-ups.
Crossfitter: That's weak, you'll never meet pukie doing those kind of WODs. You need to leave GloboFit and come train at a real CrossFit Box.
by AgentCircus March 22, 2012
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Globobby

A Globobby is a person who put a sandwich between their toes
Dave is such a globobby
by Globobby October 2, 2019
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