fuckstick

a fuckstick is your dick or you can call a person a fuckstick if they look like a dick, or they are a dick.

Steve Morlock is a fuckstick.
My fuckstick is very large!

by Paul Wojcik December 24, 2007

Fuckstick

Fucksticks are traditionally home-schooled. They try hard to set themselves apart at a young age by wearing dark fingernail polish, Mohawks, chains to hold keys to their inevitably douchey automobile, and other gothic-like fashions. As they grow into their teens they traditionally lack social skills, and tend to be reclusive. For this reason, they tend to skip the traditional college experience - derived from their underdeveloped social skills - and study academia that will land them a career that requires minimal social interaction. Also, due to a major lack of self-esteem they marry at a very young age. Partly because they don't think they can do any better than the first person that expresses interest, but moreover because they're disinterested in partaking in any post-collegiate social activities and are ready to "settle down" and be homebodies. Fucksticks can vary by age but fuckstickness is predominant in younger males in their 20s and 30s. Fuckstickness slowly decreases with age, especially when treated with therapy from the fuckstick's surroundings, typically family or co-workers.

"Hey, stupid fuckstick, you can't even kick a kickball. What a stupid fuckstick. Fuckstick!!!"

by ridersOfTheStorm August 20, 2011

Fuckstick

Dick, Cock, Man, Woman.
1.Can be used in various forms in anger or 2.in sexual dominations

1. look at this bloody fuckstick in my way
2. oh bobby give me your fuckstick

by Geoffy. February 1, 2009

Fucktionary

A dictionary that has only words relating to the practice of sexual intercourse.

"GUYS! I NEED TO DEFINE THIS WORD! WHERE'S THE FUCKTIONARY?!"

Or

Kid 1: "Guys, what's a clitoris?"
Everyone in the world: "GET THAT KID A FUCKTIONARY!"

by Seiboobanigav November 16, 2010

fuckdiculous

adj.

A contraction of the words 'fucking ridiculous'. Often used when just 'ridiculous' simply isn't enough and injecting a swearword somewhere is required to convey the message properly.

Me: There is a fuckdiculous amount of people here tonight.
Friend: Too fucking right.

by TeraByte911 October 27, 2008

Fucktacular

Means to be good at fucking, a god at sex, or a stud for hire.

"RJ is fucktacular at fucking"

by RJ The Sex God November 10, 2008

fuckstick

person appears to have been beaten with a stick until unpleasent to look at and mentally handicapped;also a long piece of pipe with a hook on the end, used to lock/unlock the block on a drilling rig.

"bite those tongs you stupid fuckstick"

by DeanR September 15, 2005