feather-hammer

(noun, abstract)
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.

Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.

It was hilarious.

by SpaceTT August 16, 2025

Feather Reduction

When you get a somewhat appearance altering haircut.

He got a crazy feather reduction yesterday.

by Simulation735 March 25, 2024

flock-a-feathers

A large amount of illegal drugs.

I just got my flock-a-feathers!

by OG_Cadillac_Jones March 31, 2017

Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 22, 2024

tar 'n' feather

Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.

D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

neon feathers

neon. feathers. professional cool guy. leader of funny business. draws stuff. is cool.

"dude have you subbed to neon feathers???"
"no i have not"
"you are so stupid and dumb and ugly god i hate you so so much."

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM May 12, 2021

Feather’s Day

The day we celebrate Feathers (January 8th)

Feathers a real one ong (on Greg).

Feathers just like me! He just like me fr(For real)!

I love Feather’s day.

by farterFeathers January 8, 2022