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Magic failure 

Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.
Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.

Person B: Magic failure...
Magic failure by konkakonkadudu November 5, 2011
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Commercial Failure

A commercial failure is a group that does not reach expectations of success, especially a group who's fanbase is loud with little to no action behind them.

please note: if 'the shoes fit' the term commercial failure may or may not lead to you getting suspended and any platform of choice. i.e. twitter by triggered kpoppies.

origin: @jungianbts

fandom: BTS ARMY
'your faves are nothing but commercial failures'
'commercial failures who bundles and still couldn't reach ______, how embarrassing'

'i am an army but i dont we should call other groups "flop". calling other groups "flop" is so petty. we can honestly do better. so step up the game and call them "commercial failures" like they are.'
Commercial Failure by Lanny12 February 27, 2020

mode of failure 

1. When talking about machines, the way it dies/becomes permanently unusable/gets bricked/gets broken.
2. Refers to the method by which anything/anyone with a fixed life span meets their doom.
1. An overclocked CPU's mode of failure is usually overheating.
1. If the blown engine's mode of failure is a cracked connecting rod, you should modify the connecting rod to make it stronger.
2. Instead of being stabbed with a spear, a common mode of failure for Presidents of the US who die in office is being shot with a firearm.
2. "In the 1st Millennium, a common mode of failure for Popes was martyrdom."

caffeination failure

When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.
After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.

fucking failure

yoshmer isaiah wiggins
1. yea, he’s a fucking failure. 2. what a fucking failure
fucking failure by blackguy September 22, 2021

epic failure 

epic failure by coolguy22 January 27, 2009

Faucet failure

Teenage girl who spiked in followers from creating a dance to the Cuphead song during tiktoks early days but later got her account banned
Dude I miss faucet failure and her account
Faucet failure by Names12345678910 February 26, 2021