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failsense

The awareness of the capacity for fail in oneself or in others.
a. I was going to ask her to lunch, but my failsense warned me that she's way out of my league.

b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.
by earthen biscuit February 7, 2008
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Debt Fairies

Used in conjuction with City of Heroes/City of Villans MMORPG's. The debt fairy is a mythical creature that listens for phrases similar to 'Yay, no more debt'
(Lost experience points in City of ...);
at this point it magically changes the next encounter to one where you will die instantly; thus accumulating more debt.

There have been no confirmed sightings of these creatures, but most players know they exist.
Plant Thing : Finally, that debts gone.
Plant Thing : ARRRRRRRGHHH!
Bromide : Problems?
Plant Thing : Bloody Debt Fairies!
by Silver Weasel July 31, 2008
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Epic-Failed

verb

1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".
Dude, you epic-failed with that last sentence; it officially contains more inaccuracies than it does proper English grammar.
by EDI Guy March 22, 2011
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failfest

1. When a group of people who are really terrible at something gt together to do that exact activity, peope who cannot play guitar hero or rockband on the expert setting, yet get together and hold a tournament, people who have extremely slow cars and get together at the local reacetrack to run over 14 second quartermile times, any art galleries for preschoolers or metally handicapped people.

2. when a single individual goes on an unfortunate series of events in wich none of them go the way he or she intended, among these series of events one instance of falling down in a matter that lacks any notion of grace is required, usually said individual ends up humiliating themselves publicly on an epic scale.
Friend: what happend last night, its like i got hit by the bad karma bus

Me: I dont know but that was the greatest failfest ive ever seen.
by sonofturbo October 7, 2009
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Failistory

When you've done something that's such an epic fail, it will go down in History...Failistory.
Oh man game over on Super Mario level 1....that'll go down in Failistory.
by Cherry Chainsaw January 7, 2010
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Failfeather

Your tailfeather, only failed.
There was no one at the bar last night, but I still shook my failfeather.

She was ugly and gross and shook her failfeather right next to us.
by Buzzkillgrl August 17, 2010
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failimic

bulimic girl- "God im so fat,i binge and purge everything and yet my weight doesn't budge. Im such a failimic."
by Joy_division July 9, 2011
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