skin flute

playing the skin flute is giving oral sex to a male

honey plays the skin flute!

by || WOA || December 1, 2001

Douche flute

(Noun) a vaporizer that is smoked in replacement of cigarettes, a douchey looking smoking apparatus

1) I'm so happy this douche flute has made me stop smoking cigarettes

2) Mind if I douche flute?

3) anyone have any new douche flute juices for my douche flute?

by Douche Flute November 17, 2015

Flute Vomit

When you're learning a new song on your flute, and you try it out, only to have your fingers spazz out, resulting in an ugly sound. Also any time your flute makes a high-pitched, out of tune sound when playing normally.

We were playing Sea of Tranquility in Band the other day, and I had flute vomit all over the place.

by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011

Bronze Flute

While toungue bathing a woman's starbolt, finger her nubby love button making her moan like a musical insturment. A gender reversal of the rusty trombone.

"Wow Jill sure has a big smile on her face."
"That's because I gave her the bronze flute for four hours last night, my toungue hurts!"

by Robo "The Pole" Ski March 19, 2007

practicing flute

a torturous event that involves many hours, often in a small, bear, white room, by one's self, working endlessly on a few passages to have them torn apart at your next lesson

"You want to go out tonight?"
"Sorry, I'm practicing flute."

by The Floutist January 20, 2009

Skin flute

The elongated appendage that projects from a man's body between his loins.

Dude, did Coach Callaghan's skin flute rip open your ass like it did mine the other night?

by Fluffy Lee September 5, 2005

Flute

Carol swallowed a flute. She was practicing her "solo" for Gerald and it accidentally got sucked down her esophagus.

Carol screams but only the shrill sounds of a flute are able to escape as she begins to turn purple. Gerald comes rushing panicked and a look of horror comes over his face. He quickly runs to Carol and pulls a pair of pliers from a pocket on his cargo shorts. He struggles to remove the flute but eventually does successfully. Well done Gerald. Carol is able to live anouther day.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 9, 2019