Flogstomple 

To severely verbally reprimand stupidity. So severely the idiot feels as if they have been flogged and stompled at the same time. To "dance in someones ass" over a situation.

"She just wouldn't stop talking so I flogstompled her ass with some truth"

Flogstomple by It'ssimplereally March 19, 2014

Floast 

The highest known measurement of mass. A Fuck Load Of A Shit Ton

I drank a floast last night. Whoa. Holy hangover.

Floast by Misteryum November 19, 2014

Flop-light 

A flashlight held between your teeth while you are flopping.

I need batteries for my flop-light.

Flop-light by Bacita Mae Jenkins August 27, 2019

cooter flaps 

the lips of a female pussy

I spread her cooter flaps and licked her clit.

cooter flaps by Teren Sorellia May 23, 2009

Gobble Flop 

The act of bouncing ones hanging testicles off a woman's neck while receiving oral sex making it look like she has a turkey gobble.

On a hot summers eve last year Andy proceeded to gobble flop his lady down by the pond, midway through they ended up sticking to her neck.

Gobble Flop by RobSonic November 26, 2009

flip-flop robbery

When someone unknowingly takes your size 8 black old navy flip-flop's & leaves you with their size 7 black old navy flip-flops.

bitch those are my flip-flops! flip-flop robbery!

they're both black how do you know?

i can FEEL them!!

flip-flop robbery by Laxtitutee September 4, 2011

Scrapple Flaps 

Used as a pejorative term for labia. More specifically, it's best used when describing sloppy, hangy labia. Also, can be used to describe any type of hanging portion of genitalia or even anal labia. Named after the Pennsylvania "meat" product known to be a mixture of byproducts.

Nate: Hey man, that chick is hot.

Boopy: Yea she is, but I boned her once and she had some gnarly Scrapple Flaps. You'll wanna make the light off.

Scrapple Flaps by theDago October 20, 2011