Edward Winehands

Edward Winehands, a revolution in uncivilised drinking. Quite simply, the drinker has both hands gaffer-taped to his/her beverage of choice. With dexterity compromised, the only route to freedom, and to more drink, is to imbibe said beverages at maximum speed.

Edward Winehands events are happening all the time. Keep your eyes peeled, and your hands taped.

by Edward Winehands May 4, 2006

Edwardsville

Suburban town of 25,000 in the Metro Eastknown for its fairly high level of affluence. Home to a branch of Southern Illinois University and the county seat of Madison County, the town has gained a reputation for being stuck up and showy, when in reality, all the other towns around it in Madison county are fucking shit holes and people wish they could afford to live in Edwardsville. Not the most exciting place, but definitely better than most.

Edwardsville always has good high school sports teams.
In Edwardsville, we're better than you..and we know it!

by XC23 June 20, 2008

The Edward Cullen Effect

An extreme form of playing hard to get where a male acts as if he respects women to make them fall madly in love with him. This often includes said male letting a woman know he is attracted to her, then will claim to be a virgin and say he wants to wait for the “right girl” . When you try kissing him, he’ll admit that he gets nervous around girls and when you least expect it, he’ll kiss you. He won’t make the first move, but will flirt with you all the time. When you try hanging out with him, he’ll cancel plans at the last minute, then apologize with an innocent smile, and all anger will immediately disappear. As a result of The Edward Cullen Effect, you’ll want to do every sexual thing possible with said attractive male.

“Look at Drew! He claims to be prude, but I think he’s just trying ‘The Edward Cullen Effect’.”

by KSteinberg October 17, 2009

edward cullen

the biggest, ugliest, constipated-looking, non-homosapian to ever be alive. he just needs to get stabbed with a wooden cross and burn in a pit of lava

edward cullen is gayyyy!!!!!

by jamie kelsey June 18, 2009

Edward Handle Hands

A variation of the game "Edward 40 Hands" where participants use handles of vodka in place 40s the object of the game is to drink your 2 handles without succumbing to alcohol poisoning. in layman's terms the winner is the one who isn't dead at the end of the night.

Dude 1: Hey bro, Jimmy, Bob, and Tim played edward handle hands last night.

Dude 2: oh really? Who won?

Dude 1: Tim...Jimmy and Bob's funeral is going to be next week. which color polo should I wear to it?

by Sparx103 May 12, 2009

eduar

Eduar is one of the most nicest yet meanest person, he is always trying to make you laugh but can be annoying at sometimes. He is a great friend if you get to know him.

Person 1: Hey is that Eduar?
Person 2: Yeah he is very nice but Is sometimes annoying.
Person:3 hey is also very funny
All: Agree!

by Agent P is play tu Joses so October 12, 2019

Edward Snowden

Technology Specialist and former US Intelligence employee. Passionate about his Country’s Constitution 🇺🇸. Revealed that Intelligence of his country & Western Intelligence in general (the Five eyes alliance), was developing, and is using advanced technology, for domestic purposes; to spy on 👀, and persecute its own its citizens; without justification, cause, or court approval; including the allies of the west, including, politicians & leaders, such as Angela Merkel; operating outside the Law. Edward Snowden currently has safety in Russia.

“The National Security Agency monitored the phone conversations of 35 world leaders ... according to a classified document provided by whistleblower Edward Snowden”

~ The Guardian, Friday 25 Oct 2013

The most recent pinned tweet from Edward Snowden’s Twitter account ...

“When a crooked politician calls me traitor, ask yourself: who did I betray? The courts have ruled repeatedly that the programs I revealed were unlawful, and likely unconstitutional—a violation of your rights.

If this is treason, what they call loyalty is a crime”

The 4th Amendment 🇺🇸 of the US Constitution ...

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized”

“I do not want to live in a world where everything I do and say is recorded”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸

“I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind”

~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy 🇺🇸

“My thinking on the Assange pardon is very simple: setting aside all else, Trump will either be remembered as the first President since JFK who from his first to last day in office was hated by the NSA, CIA, and FBI, or as the one who caved to pressure at the very last moment”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸

“If you judge a man by his enemies, I'm doing pretty well”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸

by mr_carter_da_honkytonk_player_ March 9, 2021