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disappearing eggroll

when a large black woman inserts a chinese man's whole head into her open vagina.
For her final act, Big Bertha Brown delivered Charlie Kwang his first disappearing eggroll.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 4, 2004
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disarray

When you're untidy or not organised
That bird looked proper disarrayed because she found a raccoon in her underwear draw
by Riggerz October 28, 2013
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Triple Denim Disaster

The fashion crime of wearing a denim shirt with denim jeans and denim jacket, hence the triple denim disaster. Most likely to be sported by Jeremy Clarkson.
Fashion Police 1: Oh God, there's Clarkson again!
Fashion Police Rooky: Oh my god! Is that-?
Fashion Police 1: That's right kid. The Triple Denim Disaster!
Fashion Police Rooky: It...burns!!!
by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009
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sexual disappointment

Finding out that someone you want to sleep with is a virgin waiting till marriage.
Adam and Fred still have their v-cards, it's total sexual disappointment.
by Jacqueline September 23, 2004
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disad

disadvantage.
Yeah, but one of the disads of going out with Lisa is that she has a moustache.
by atemperman October 13, 2003
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Socially Disabilitated Bitch

A person who is the single biggest mega-bitch of them all. A person who hates everyone that is good and, and in doing this dampers the entire social environment around them. they talk shit about you in front of your friends and then talk shit about your friends around you. A person who is so socially unacceptable that you reminisce about blunt force trauma when they say anything within a 10 foot radius of you. You don't want to hurt this person your self, they don't deserve being hurt by mortals. Some fate sent down by the gods will suffice. this is not a very curable disease, but someday we may find a cure.
Person 1: "God he is such a narrcissist."
Person 2: "No, he is a really good friend of mine."
Person 1: "Oh. I hate him. He thinks he is cool and smart, when actually he is dumb."
Person 2: "He is smarter than you."
Person 1: "Yea, well your pants are for girls."
Person 2: "Your a Socially Disabilitated Bitch."
by wyomingboy1900 October 8, 2009
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disapoof

When someone or something seems to magically disappear.

Keys, pens, socks, brain cells and various other related items are said to disapoof, possibly coming to reside in the nether regions where such things go to work, play, spawn, and live out contented little lives.

The "poof" is reminiscent of the sound magicians (or wizards, witches, etc.) make when they perform some sort of magical act, drawing attention away from the object so that it can be discretely removed.

If it is so desired, parents might tell their children that "Fluffy" or "Fido" disapoofed, though the age-old explanation that said cat, dog, mouse, or goldfish merely swam or ran away is more foolproof. (this is not very effective on many adults either, so caution must be used)
"Oh crap, that's the third set of keys that have disapoofed on me! The dealership's going to think I'm selling them or something..."

"Timmy, I know you miss Rocky, but he disapoofed last night, and is probably running around chasing squirrels with all of his other doggy friends right now."
by Hans le Noir January 5, 2006
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