disapoof 

When someone or something seems to magically disappear.

Keys, pens, socks, brain cells and various other related items are said to disapoof, possibly coming to reside in the nether regions where such things go to work, play, spawn, and live out contented little lives.

The "poof" is reminiscent of the sound magicians (or wizards, witches, etc.) make when they perform some sort of magical act, drawing attention away from the object so that it can be discretely removed.

If it is so desired, parents might tell their children that "Fluffy" or "Fido" disapoofed, though the age-old explanation that said cat, dog, mouse, or goldfish merely swam or ran away is more foolproof. (this is not very effective on many adults either, so caution must be used)

"Oh crap, that's the third set of keys that have disapoofed on me! The dealership's going to think I'm selling them or something..."

"Timmy, I know you miss Rocky, but he disapoofed last night, and is probably running around chasing squirrels with all of his other doggy friends right now."

disapoof by Hans le Noir January 5, 2006

Disapoopment 

1-When you think you're preparing for a giant poop, and it's tiny

2-When you think you are about to poop, and you don't.

Person 1- Where were you?
Person 2- Taking a dump.
Person 1- Was it big?
Person 2- No, it was complete and utter disapoopment.

Disapoopment by hihihi321 January 26, 2011

Disapoontang

Dis-A-Poon-Tang

A term used when a person has had a disappointing sexual experience.

That sex last night was so disapoontang.

Disapoontang by RailRizzle August 31, 2022

Disapoo 

A poop that disappears into the hole of the toilet after occurring but prior to flushing. The person who poops is unable to visually confirm that a poop actually occurred as there is no evidence left behind. A disappearing poop.

I just took a dump but it was a Disapoo. I am so bummed that after all of that effort on the toilet that I had a Disapoo.

Disapoo by Cody1998a February 28, 2011

Disapoo 

When you have to go the bathroom, but you hold your poop in due to circumstances. After, mysteriously you don't have to poop anymore...

Ben: "I had to poop so bad during the meeting, but since I held it in, I can't poop now. Where'd it go?!"
David: "It must have disapooed."

Disapoo by BPSeattle May 7, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020