Low Desk Syndrome

When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.

"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"

by FlexmastaPlus69 September 17, 2023

desk-flowers

Floral arrangements proudly displayed on workplace desks
and gushed over by all.

Her desk-flowers were an unexpected surprise and not only
brightened up her day, but the entire office as well.

by EASYFLOWERS May 16, 2016

fish desking

The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.

Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!

by bumbleduckfunkiebeanz May 9, 2022

Fun Desk Friday

A concept. A concept that is desk based fun that takes place on a Friday. The day is moveable.

"Today is Fun Desk Friday."
"but today isThursday"

"@#&% off it doesnt matter"

by fundeskfriday August 8, 2013

Dice, key, desk.

Daisuki-desu. Japanese for 'I love you'.

"Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "

"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"

"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"

sus

by Blue and Grey November 5, 2021

salty desk

When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.

Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?

by DickSlaya69 November 30, 2015

Desk Pie

A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.

Chopsey was often spotted with a desk pie on display, riling up other members of the office.

by Hausco September 15, 2022