Definitions by DickSlaya69

dehydrated cactus 

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.

Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.

dehydrated cactus by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

glittery gay 

When you're so next level gay that you start to sparkle like Edward from Twilight.

Look at that glittery gay over there!

glittery gay by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

salty desk 

When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.

Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?

salty desk by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016