Santa Cruz 

a pretty town on the coast of california. Beautiful to look at and visit once and awhile, but growing up in this piece of shit town sucks. Many of the locals (mostly white and gay) think theyre hard by joing fag gangs. Like east side and west side. The two sides have drama towards eachother for no apparent reason, most guy locals here think theyre bad ass and are full of shit. please go to oakland or somewhere in the bay area so you can get your ass beat. lots of the girls here are dumb sluts that usually prance around in shorts and nasty ass tube tops at parties. someone needs to beat there asses, and thats basically it.

Santa Cruz Fag in East Oakland: ESSC all day bitch, we hard!! well take east oakland any day!

Group of oakland gangters tackle the santa cruz fag and finally whoop his stupid white ass.

Santa Cruz by keepin it real 27 March 22, 2010

Santa Cruz 

A bike brand.
Normally ridden by mega faggots

My boy Jim was riding a Santa Cruz whilst watching gay porn

Santa Cruz by I like nuggets 373838 October 18, 2019

Ted Cruz

A sexual position where you ask your partner for consent, and they respond telling you how the Republican Party is being oppressed. You ask again, and they pull down their pants, take a shit on your face. Your partner, if male, proceeds to cut off part of their penis if it isn't already a micropenis, and rape you with their limp, bloody dick. When they ejaculate, they make sure to tell you "you can't abort that precious life it has rights" steals your money, jumps out the window and cuts NASA's budget by half while giving the big banks your money. Never should have had sex with a penguin man.

Wow, I can't believe what's happening to NASA's budget. It looks like they got the Ted Cruz treatment.

Ted Cruz by EpicRealityCheck May 5, 2016

syriana cruz 

just your basic flat girl

"I don't like her" "who syriana cruz? she's just like every other thot at this school, nothing special."

syriana cruz by YMS05 November 5, 2019

Vince de la cruz 

i kid from Arizona and is a known homo and butt pirate

LOOK AT VINCE DE LA CRUZ, HE IS SUCH A FAGGOT, WATCH OUT HE MIGHT RAPE YOU

Vince de la cruz by ILOVERAINBOWS0001 March 25, 2009

Penelope Cruz 

The HOTTEST woman who has ever walked the earth. She is from Spain with dark hair, dark eyes, and light olive skin. She is truly the epitome of Mediterranean beauty.

God, what I would give to have just one hour with Penelope Cruz in my bedroom.

Penelope Cruz by Mplad May 2, 2008

Dirty Cruz 

A filipino girl that likes to rub her elbow while screaming GALANG GALANG GALANG then puts balot on her face while wearing a muliticolored sling shot filled with a large hairy nut sack.

I started dating this girl and i found out she was a dirty cruz.

Dirty Cruz by SCJB May 1, 2007