better count your money

You better get your shit straight before you jump that gun. Derived from the lyrics in the Bone Thugs song "Ghetto Cowboy."

Before you wife that, better count your money.

by dum dave in dc February 6, 2009

Douche-Count double check

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.

Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."

by Pretty boy Floyd June 21, 2013

lip count

Number of people you have kissed

Vanessa's lip count is higher than Jade Ryan's

by Nessaandjc December 24, 2016

Lay count

Lay Count is the amount of women a particular man has had sex with

Chad 1: Yo Bro did you pull that girl yesterday
Chad 2: Yea, my Lay Count is up to 47 now

by NormiesGetOutNOW October 30, 2018

Kill Count

How Many Deaths Are In A Film, TV Show, Game, Book or a real life murderer's count.

That film had a high Kill Count.

by Bloodline_Auctor December 31, 2020

Bed Count

The number of people you've had sex with. It doesn't necessarily have to be in a bed. One's bed count can be reduced by adjusting for Fractional Sex experiences. Bed count is similar to Head Count, the number of times you've performed oral sex.

Claire: "I so wanna fuck that Kyle guy, but I'm already up to four guys. Five's too high for a bed count."
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007

m-count

A person's number count of how many people they made out with.
"m" is a reference to the n-count (just the letter next to it) but also stands for "makeout".
Kissing with tongue definitely counts toward the m-count, kisses on the cheek do not.
Kissing someone ON the mouth is subject to personal interpretation (like petting/just the tip may or may not be counted towards the n-count).

The m-count should be (much) higher than the n-count for most people.

He bragged not only about his m-count but also about his n-count.

She thought that her m-count to n-count factor of 5 was perfect.

by ManyMuffin October 1, 2016