m-count

A person's number count of how many people they made out with.
"m" is a reference to the n-count (just the letter next to it) but also stands for "makeout".
Kissing with tongue definitely counts toward the m-count, kisses on the cheek do not.
Kissing someone ON the mouth is subject to personal interpretation (like petting/just the tip may or may not be counted towards the n-count).

The m-count should be (much) higher than the n-count for most people.

He bragged not only about his m-count but also about his n-count.

She thought that her m-count to n-count factor of 5 was perfect.

m-count by ManyMuffin October 1, 2016

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Country of C.U.M.

The name of a proposed union between the countries of Canada, United States, and Mexico.

"Have you heard about all of those things going on in the US?"

"The US? Did the mean the Country of C.U.M.?"

Country of C.U.M. by Dripfoe February 16, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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rawr xD

a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.

do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

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