Chaos

When there is no more cooki

Friend: "There is no more cooki, I ate the last one"
You: "Then you have plunged us in to chaos"

by FrozenPingu January 1, 2020

conversational chaos

What happens when a group of people get together and all try to talk at the same time.

The ladies of "The View" hone their skills in conversational chaos on each episode.

by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010

tedious chaos

A paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.

Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 9, 2020

Condom Chaos

When a bunch of gay guys fill up condoms with cum and take turns throwing them at eachother, hoping that one pops on another's face.

Last night, the people in the room above mine had an all night condom chaos party.

by U Lick Mangina July 6, 2005

Chaos Theory

A cool way to call bullshit.

"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

chobster

A bit of a fool, someone who is not with it, in that they have a closed mind and a complete lack of awareness of what is 'going down' in any sense.

'Mate, I thought I was going to lose it on the train surrounded by those chobsters, I'm glad to be out of there!

by markup October 19, 2003

chaosed

To go from a state of order to a state of chaos in an instant -usually from a request by a boss or client.

That guys been chaosed, we wont be seeing him for a while.

by xybercideon November 23, 2004